For the molecular biologist on the go, it's the paramecium collection.
It tries to say: I'm infectious! It actually says: I'm infected.
Hey look, it's Frogger, the sweater! It tries to say: United Colors of Kevin ... on Oxycontin. It actually says: Yarn basket clusterfuck.
When low pressure meets high pressure, you get this sweater. Add peer pressure, and he'll never wear it again. It tries to say: When Krull meets Dreamcatcher, nobody wins. It actually says: When do I go back to being an Aztec wall hanging?
Kevin, a notorious narcoleptic, needed to be found in the snow drifts by rescue workers. It tries to say: Turn your eyes toward the hot sun, where it's less intense. It actually says: You have to take a lot of vitamins to get your pee to be this yellow.
From the Jay Jacobs' swastika collection. How much longer do I have to wear this?
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