If you line up all the rows, you win. And get to take it off. It tries to say: I'm the Geek Rosetta Stone. It actually says: You don't need no stinkin' rods and cones.
It tries to say: "I'm a braille sweater! Feel me to know what I say.... keep feeling.... keep feeling.... c'mon, don't stop... keep feeling..." It actually says: Morse code for "please kill me."
Devil Flake Fantasia. Protesting acid snow. My eyes! The burning!
Let it snow! With giant, dirty snowflakes. Ohio is in the hizzle!
This isn't so bad, right? Right? I can still wear this, can't I? It tries to say: Blue, motherfucker. BLUE! It actually says: That box of Triscuits that fell in an airplane toilet? Found it.
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