Where's your God now, Charlie Brown? Tries to say: I was going to crochet musical notes to attach to this. Actually says: The mean fifth-graders kept tugging on my sleeves.
Whoever sees this sweater will die in seven days. Judged by Kevin to be "the absolute worst." Who are we to disagree? It's Wagner's "Ring Cycle" on spin cycle.
The oh-so popular nautical theme of landlocked suburban Ohio. It tries to say: A'vast ye, ya' Preppy Scum! It actually says: Dicks Ahoy!
Working the Rorschach test. It tries to say: Dance of the Sugar Rust Fairies. It actually says: Misty Mountain Blood Bath.
Does this make me look fat? Or just dorky? Kevin was actually banned from wearing this because it caused epileptic seizures.
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